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Anders Answers: How To Ask Someone On a Date

Anders Norberg, Online Editorial Editor • November 22, 2013
Anders Answers: How To Ask Someone On a Date
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Dear Anders, 
I really want to ask this young woman/man out, but I do not have the guts to do it. What should I do?
Sincerely, Forever Alone
Dear Forever Alone,
The best course of action is simply grow a pair and do it. After all, the worst thing that could happen is they say no. Unless you make the proposal large and impressive, and the person still says no: then, you have embarrassment. If you want to avoid directly speaking to the person, do it over phone, text or Facebook chat; that’ll be sure to “excite” your date. However, if your possible date already has a date, you should probably give up. OR you can take the other person out of the picture…permanently, by insulting them over Facebook until they cry and refuse to leave their house. And viola! You have a date. You’ll be just as miserable as the rest of the people in relationships. Good luck!
Sincerely,
Anders

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Anders Norberg
Anders Norberg, Online Editorial Editor
Anders Norberg is a senior and this is his third year gracing The Pitch staff with his sparkling presence and spectacular awesomeness, to which they are so grateful. He is the Online Editorial Editor and this is his first year in an editor position, but he will surely raise above all the unworthy plebeians that do besmirch his beautiful view. Anders is delighted to be on the staff again this year and to craft so many amazing stories. When he is not regaling the masses of unfortunates with his benevolent stories of mystery and intrigue, he is sipping a glass of only the finest import apple juice. Not only is he ecstatic with writing on The Pitch, but all reading should feel blessed as well.

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