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Celebrity/Famous Tweets of the Week (April 23 – April 27)

As part of the new tradition for the online editorial section, here are celebrity tweets of the week. This week’s tweets feature actor Rainn Wilson, talk show host Conan O’Brien, actor Russell Brand, actor Judah Friedlander and comedian Stephen Colbert. If you have any Twitter suggestions, ideas, or commentary, please email [email protected]
 
@rainnwilson: “I need to buy a new charger cord for my Volt. #1%Problems”

@ConanOBrien: “Just heard the craziest recording of Mel Gibson speaking in calm and measured tones”

@JudahWorldChamp: “I’m not smart enough to play Words with Friends. So I play Shapes with Friends.”

@StephenColber: “I didn’t know Canada even had a currency. I always thought they bartered with beaver teeth and moose dewlaps.”

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@StephenColber: “My guest Magnus Carlsen is the top chess player in the world. If the interview doesn’t go my way I’ll knock the table over and run away.”

@rainnwilson: “Dogs are like land dolphins.”

@rustyrockets: “I would never burn money. Unless you count the ten grand I spent on cat jackets”

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