When I got my letter carried by a golden eagle that I had been elected to Homecoming Court, I thought nothing in my life would change. Little did I know, my entire life would become a wonderful adventure of riches and fame. Homecoming King is an honor held high above any other award given in life. Every one knows that Homecoming Court is one of the most serious events in high school and that people’s lives are defined by who is nominated.

Monday after the election, a red carpet was rolled out just for me. As I sashayed across the carpet, my loyal followers graced me with gold and silver and diamonds and silks. I was then carried to first period on top of the shoulders of my fans. Each teacher bowed before they spoke and apologized to me for wasting my time.

At lunch time I was gifted with hundreds of gourmet meals made by world-class chefs who flew all the way to our school to simply get a glimpse of my beauty and Homecomingness. At the end of the day a golden limo made of smaller golden limos driven by golden pegasi made of smaller golden pegasi brought me home. At home I fell asleep on a bed of the unfortunates and dreamed of the wonders that awaited me the next day.

At Homecoming I did not win and all my riches and fame disappeared. BUT I SHALL REGAIN MY REALM!