Slugger: Pop, Sizzle, Ouch

Alexandra Sanfuentes, Print Editor-in-Chief • June 1, 2011

“Crrraaacckkk! Twist. Crrraacccckkk!”

Does this sound familiar? If you had a sound track for your life, would you hear the grating noise of various knuckles and joints cracking? Would you hear the sizzle of a straightening iron as it singes your hair? Or the ubiquitous resonance of flip-flops clacking against the ground?

Many of you will answer “yes” to either one or all of these questions. Unfortunately, that means you are engaging in activities that are more detrimental to your personal health than you may have thought. I stumbled across the truth. Horrified, I thought I’d scare you all, too.

Back Cracking/bad posture

You might have been cracking your back or other joints of your body for years, all the while thinking that it felt great to stretch out. But picture this: your back is like a rubber band. While it’s resilient and can be stretched out, once you stretch it too far, there’s a chance it won’t go back.

According to the SpineCare Chiropractic Group’s website, hypermobile spinal joints can become arthritic faster. Holy crap! I’m going to be a ropey, stretched out rubber band by the time I’m 20! And if a lot of kids twist, pop and crack on a regular basis, they too may find their heads rolling around on the ground, necks elongated and lax, before they get to graduation.

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Straightening your hair

Many girls in high school still find it essential to change the locks they were naturally given and iron it down until it is stick straight. (Think about it: you iron your clothes. Why would you do that to your head?)

Turns out, according to a 2008 study by the American Academy of Dermatology, continual use of a flat iron damages the protective cuticles of your hair just like how an iron would do damage if it were left on a shirt for more than 10 seconds at a time. So unless you want to end up with an 80s shag hairstyle, get over your addiction to Barbie Doll hair, otherwise you’ll eventually end up bald.

Wearing flip flops

Summer is approaching, so at the first signs of warm weather, everyone’s out wearing flip flops. But according to a study by Auburn University, one of the things people most enjoy wearing all summer long will end up making them walk like ducks. The study found that wearing flip flops changes your gait in “subtle ways that can lead to serious sole, heel and ankle problems.”

So not only are we going to be stretched out, with our hair singed and our spines twisted, but we’re also going to waddle around with scrunched toes and inward-turned ankles and hips. Despite how difficult it is to break bad habits such as these, maybe now changing our ways will actually seem worthwhile.

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Alexandra Sanfuentes, Print Editor in Chief

Alexandra Sanfuentes is one of the Print Editors-in-Chief. She has been working for the Pitch since her sophomore year when she started off as a copy editor. The following year, she worked as the head of the Editorial section. She’s excited about coming up with new layout ideas and different ways to keep improving the print newspaper and pushing it in a new, more news-magazine, direction. Outside of The Pitch, Alexandra is an apple ninja and is working towards moving up in her rank to watermelons. After high school she wants to wreak havoc on the Vassar College newspaper, The Miscellany News. She’s also a mud-slinging pyromaniac in the Ceramics room during fifth period. Outside of school, Alexandra kicks boxes (erm… punching bags) and her ideal mode of transportation is flying around on the back of a horse with a cape, making “woosh!” noises. Occasionally she takes her hovercraft.

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