Junior Iris Vukmanovic was lured into her first year of staff writing for The Pitch with false promises of pizza and sleep. However, she is still somewhat okay with the newspaper because of the title’s punny double meaning. Jokes *snaps*. But seriously, Iris is really excited to be working with everyone on the school newspaper, to the point where she occasionally skips down the hallway in an elated manner with Editor-in-Chief Audrey Marek and assistant print Arts & Entertainment editor MK Greening. Iris’s hobbies include: Poms, playing the piano/making music, drawing and painting, and creative writing. Much art. She is also an officer of both the Writing and Book Clubs and urges people to come join (thirst)! She wants to thank you, the reader, for spending all your days reading The Pitch in extensive detail.