Anders Answers: How To Ask Someone On a Date
Dear Anders,
I really want to ask this young woman/man out, but I do not have the guts to do it. What should I do?
Sincerely, Forever Alone
Dear Forever Alone,
The best course of action is simply grow a pair and do it. After all, the worst thing that could happen is they say no. Unless you make the proposal large and impressive, and the person still says no: then, you have embarrassment. If you want to avoid directly speaking to the person, do it over phone, text or Facebook chat; that’ll be sure to “excite” your date. However, if your possible date already has a date, you should probably give up. OR you can take the other person out of the picture…permanently, by insulting them over Facebook until they cry and refuse to leave their house. And viola! You have a date. You’ll be just as miserable as the rest of the people in relationships. Good luck!
Sincerely,
Anders
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Anders Norberg, Online Editorial Editor
Anders Norberg is a senior and this is his third year gracing The Pitch staff with his sparkling presence and spectacular awesomeness, to which they are...
