Dear Anders,
I am currently suffering from a fatal case of senioritis. Do I really need to care about school now that I have applied to college?
Sincerely,
Procrastinating Person
Deat Procrastinating Person,
I feel ya. Doing schoolwork stinks and it’s worse when you have college applications to do on top of everything else. Once you have finished applying, however, you can’t just stop doing work. You have to stay tough, stay strong and be a man. Work as hard as you did last year to achieve that same excellence you are capable of. Until at least second semester. After that, just give up and sleep all day. Don’t do homework or pay attention in class. In fact, don’t even show up for school. What’s the point anyway? Once you’re in college nothing else really matters at that point. Will a D in English suddenly mean anything? Nope! Don’t flunk all your classes, but don’t put in the effort to maintain that A average. Honestly, why even bother?
Sincerely,
Anders
