Here are the punch-lines for all the jokes, which are also the words used in the word search on page 6J of The Catch!
1. What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? ——- Dinosnore
2. If Ireland sank into the sea, what county wouldn’t sink? —— Cork
3. Where do toads leave their coats? ——- Croakrack
4. What runs but never walks? —— Water
5. Why did Simba’s father die? —— He could not Mufasa
6. What do you call a pig that does karate? —— Pork Chop
7. What washes up on tiny beaches? ——— Microwaves
8. What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? ——- HipPop
9. What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day? ——— Frisbee
10. What do you call a bear with no teeth? ——– Gummy Bear
11. How much does a pirate pay for an ear of corn? ——— Buccaneer!
12. What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? ——- Bye son
13. What do sharks say when something radical happens? ——- Jawesome
14. Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? ———- Fo’ drizzle
15. What do calendars eat? ——— Dates
16. What kind of horses go out after dusk? ——– Nightmares
17. What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job? —— Oh Snap
18. What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer? ——– Abominable
19. What’s it called when you lend money to a bison? ——– Buffa-loan
20. What kind of flower is on your face? ——- Tulips
21. What type of music do mummies listen to? ——– Wrap
22. What do you call a fish with no eye? ——– Fsh
23. What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a windshield? —— Its Butt!
24. What do clouds wear under their shorts? ——- Thunderpants
25. What do cats eat for breakfast? ——- Mice Krispies
