This week’s Celebrity/Famous Tweets include actor Zach Galinakis (as his character Alan from The Hangover), comedian Stephen Colbert, comedian/actor John Cleese, comedian/actress Kristen Scaaled, talk show host Conan O’Brien and The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. If you have any Twitter suggestions, ideas, or commentary, please email [email protected].
@WolfPackAlan: “In order to get your driver’s license, you should be required to complete Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off once.”
@StephenColber: “Fell in the bathroom and hit my head today. Ambulance showed up before I could invent a flux capacitor. Will try again tomorrow.”
@WolfPackAlan: “I would die [on temple run] for you.”
@JohnCleese: “Happy Birthday, Thomas Hayward. Unfortunately he’s dead, he would have been 177 today. Only a year younger than me…”
@WolfPackAlan: “I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around on random things.”
@kristenscaaled: “I’m launching a new fragrance at Duane Reade. It’s called AsparagusPee. It’s unforgettable!”
@ConanOBrien: “I went to see “The Avengers” today and it was sold out. I looked like an idiot dressed like the Hulk during a showing of Think Like a Man.”
@TheDailyShow: “#TDSBreakingNews Al Queda disguised terror plans as porn. Because…they thought we wouldn’t look there? #KnowYourEnemy”
