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The number of double-entendres we were able to pack into this column.Bob Knight has been relatively quiet this March. After throwing chairs across the court, getting arrested for assault of players, and holding dangerous press conferences, it finally looks like Knight has his downright terrifying anger management problems under control. My mom has a better bracket than I do. . . She doesn’t know what a double dribble is.Neither Coach K nor Roy Williams have followed up on my scholarship offers. I’m a beast in the paint and I’m running out of options. Get at me guys…North Carolina. Tyler Hansbrough and Ty Lawson are the best combination since Milk and Oreos. Mmmm. . . Syracuse. If this stacked team is ever down (which is unlikely), Eric Devendorf is going to beat the refs into submission and then go after the ref’s girlfriend like there is no tomorrow.Arizona. Because Yahoo! scenario generator told me that’s what I want to happen.Connecticut. For the sake of my $10 entry-fee bracket and Jim Calhoun’s $1.6 million salary. We both need it.The USC Trojans losing to the Michigan State Spartans. It was frustrating to see the Trojans snap under pressure. After climaxing in the Pac-10 tournament, they broke when the Spartans turned up the intensity. Oral Roberts. After failing to win the Summit League title, they’ll be watching the tournament at home. It just won’t be the same experience without Oral.Morehead State losing to Louisville. They impressed me in the play-in-game and I was really looking forward to Morehead again.Maryland. Until Gary Williams institutes the no-dribble rule whenever Eric Hayes has the ball, the Terps will be as unsuccessful as my college search.When I checked my Yahoo! account, and saw that I was ahead of these clowns in my bracket.I have to agree with Riva. It was seeing Wake Forest and Florida State lose in the first round and then looking at a certain someone’s bracket the next day and seeing both teams in the Final Four. Not to name any names. . . Sam Robins. . . Seeing Duke, oops I mean Dick,Vitale get pwned by Jay Bilas on Selection Sunday. The old man needs to go. . . When Wake Forest wasn’t the most disappointing team in the country and beat Cleveland State. Then I woke up.Memphis. When Dozier isn’t beating his girlfriend (allegedly), he’s beating the competition. . . Too far? Syracuse. The Orange are so good.Michigan State. There’s nothing prettier than Big Ten basketball. Not.March Madness has kicked into full gear, and who else would you trust (or at least listen to) to breakdown the big dance but sports gurus David Riva, Colin Buley, Corey Goldstone and Mateo Williamson?


Favorite team to watch?Purdue. They really make me boil.

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