A new fish tank would enhance the WJ experience


Trevor Kanter, Online Editor-in-Chief

All WJ students know the room across from the kiosk that is filled with art, but many may not know what it is or why it’s there. I also do not know as well. That space has so much potential, but so little has been realized. I spent some time to harness this potential and produce a brand new idea. We are going to build a fish tank that fills the entire room. Why waste a room with old art when you could fill it with tons of water and little fishies?

Finding Nemo taught us that fish are friends, and I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t mind having a few extra friends at school. They will always be there swimming in endless circles just for us. A fish will never exclude you from a party and post Snapchat stories of what you are missing just to rub it in. They won’t cover up the test answers when you try to take a peek at what they got for number 12. They will always be by your side, no matter what happens. Never in my life have I been let down by a fish, and my guess is neither have you.

Now, these fish sound too good to be true, and they very well could be. If there was one problem that the fish might have it would be lifespan. Don’t get too attached.

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