The American singer-songwriter and record producer T-Pain is known for his autotuned voice and famous songs I’m N Luv, I’m Sprung, and Bartender. T-Pain, famous for his thick glasses and rectangular-shaped beard has been seen lurking around the hallways.
“I saw him at the vending machine singing, ‘Imma buy me a drank’. That sounds awfully familiar to his song ‘Buy U a Drank’,” an anonymous student said.
The T-Pain look-alike was seen wearing a security uniform, standing in the halls equipped with a walkie-talkie and one of those rolly things that they put their computer on.
His uniform is tagged with the codename Mr. Jolley, a “security guard” at WJ. The way he styles his twists is in ways only T-Pain knows best, parted in the middle (with occasional up-dos). The look-alike is starting to look like the one and only T-Pain.
“I remember in my freshman year, he came into my gym class while they were playing T-Pain and he started to dance. He was dancing and all happy like he made the song- even said ‘this my song!’ The song was “I’m Sprung”,” an anonymous student said.
What is he doing undercover in OUR high school, people ask. Well, with the rising amount of Soundcloud singers at our school T-pain is sure to strike gold somewhere. Since he is a record producer he is on the hunt to give someone a record deal, and there are countless artists waiting to be discovered.
Could you be next? Go up to Mr. Jolley and start freestyling your best tunes.
